Boat Sinking Merit Badge.
May day, may day, we are going down. You may have earned this merit badge if;
You were an original passenger on the Titanic. OR
You and your buddy forgot the "don't stand up in the canoe" instruction from your scoutmaser and are now earning the swimming merit badge instead of the canoeing merit badge. OR
You remembered you didn't put the plug in the row boat until the water was up to your chest.
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.