Frequent Flyer Merit Badge.
Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence? You have earned this merit badge if;
You fly to work as much as you drive to work or
You have logged more time in an airplane than on a bus or
You have been arrested more than one time (this one is for my law enforecment friends who call repeat offenders "frequent flyers").
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.