Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

Git'er Done Trained Patch

CODE: b219n00030

$3.95

Git'er Done Trained Patch.  Mint condition.


Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00055

$1.85

Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches?   You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire... More 


Ninja Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00041

$1.85

Give your Scouts something to laugh at with a Ninja Merit Badge. Reward your a scout for their funny antics with a Ninja Merit Badge.


Superhero Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00040

$1.85

The Superhero Merit Badge is for those scouts who have gone above and beyond the call of duty for the betterment of their patrol... or for anything you and your scouting patrol deem as "super".


Nerd Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00038

$1.85

The nerd merit badge is a great way to have some fun with your more "book smart" scouts. Order the nerd merit badge today for some spoof merit badge fun! 


Winter Camping Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00036

$1.85

The Winter Camping Merit Badge signifies that the Scout has been through a camp out in a harsh winter environment and came out on top. Get a winter camping merit badge today.


Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00016

$1.85

Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge. You can cook almost anything in a dutch oven.  It has been said that anything you cook in a dutch oven will taste... More 


Marathon Merit Badge 26.2

CODE: m001n00015

$1.85

Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have... More 


Time Out Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00014

$1.85

The Time Out Merit Badge is earned by those who always seem to be needing time outs. Used as a joke this time out merit badge can be a great spoof badge for your scouts.


Running on Empty Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00013

$1.85

Running on Empty Merit Badge.  You can certainly be "out of gas" in more ways than one.  You may have earned this merit badge if; The... More 


5K Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00012

$1.85

5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry... More 


Improvised Restroom Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00011

$1.85

Improvised Restroom Merit Badge. You are stuck in the outdoors, hopefully not the indoors, and you receive a call from Mother Nature. What do you do?... More 


Squirrel Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00010

$1.85

Squirrel Merit Badge. The movie “UP” was the inspiration for this one.  The dog was talking and all of a sudden throws his head to the... More 


S'mores Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00009

$1.85

S'mores Merit Badge. S'mores are the all American camping treat.  Marshmallows, chocolate bar and graham crakers all "smooshed" together.  You... More 


Alternative TP Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00008

$1.85

Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toilet... More 


Scoutmaster Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00007

$1.85

Scoutmaster Merit Badge is a deserved merit badge for a scoutmaster who has helped boy scouts get their merit badges. Reward your scoutmaster with this merit badge.


Road Kill Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00006

$1.85

Road Kill Merit Badge. You have seen the evidence of earning this merit badge on every street and road. Sad as it may be accidents do happen. You have... More 


Snoring Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00005

$1.85

Snoring Merit Badge. Wow, I can't believe that noise is coming out of your mouth.  There are alls kinds of snorers.  You have earned this merit... More 


Cat Herding Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00004

$1.85

The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.


Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00003

$1.85

Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge. Here's one for the road (or two).  Know anyone who drinks a little too much?  You might have earned this... More 


Coffee Drinking Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00002

$1.85

Coffee Drinking Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time even moving in the morning until you have had your first cup of coffee?  You might have earned... More 


Duck Tape Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00001

$1.85

Duck Tape Merit Badge. No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape.  You have earned this merit badge if; You... More 


Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00037

$1.85

Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge. The perfect roasted marshmallow; golden brown on the outside and gooy on the inside.  Or is it, burnt black on the... More 


Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00039

$1.85

Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are... More 


Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00017

$1.85

Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong. ... More 


Incendaries Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00020

$1.85

Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if;... More 


Outlet Optimization Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00021

$1.85

Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned... More 


Disorienteering Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00022

$1.85

Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, South... More 


Fart Lighting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00031

$1.85

Fart Lighting Merit Badge. Commonly referred to as "Blue Darts".  After having attended camp with a bunch of girls I don't believe this is strictly... More 


Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00035

$1.85

Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little blood sucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; YOu have been the victum of a swarm of... More 


Belching Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00034

$1.85

Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit... More 


Fun Meter Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00030

$1.85

Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your... More 

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