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Buy Your Spoof Patches from The Scout Market!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

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Purple Thumb Merit Badge.  Could be a purple any finger.  Ever hit the wrong nail.  This one is for you or someone you know that is prone to hitting thier...
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Nose Picking Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Boy Scout Merit Badge Emoji Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Laughing Out Loud Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Smiley Face Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Hair on Fire Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Hair on Fire Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Napping Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Badge Magic Merit Badge Size - Adhesive for Patches No More Sewing! This 1 1/2" X 1 1/2" sheet pre-cut to fit a merit badge! Works with sashes and patch...
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Spoof Merit Badge Cards must be downloaded from the store.   WE DO NOT PRINT AND SHIP THEM .   Hopefully these cards will add to the experience of...
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Pyro Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Bald Growing Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Whiner Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Bar-B-Que Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport.  No really this does work.  Try it sometime.  You have earned this merit badge if you have:...
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Four Wheeling Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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X Box Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Public Farting Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another found it necessary to "sneak" a little air out and low and behold the result was much...
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Dumpster Diving Merit Badge. Some of the best "treasures" are the ones others throw away.  After all one man's junk is another man's treasure. If you...
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Bright Idea Merit Badge. Some bright ideas just are not. If you have ever had a bright idea that actually worked out then you successfully earned this...
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The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.

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Poker Merit Badge. I am all in.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have played (win or lose) poker Strip poker may or may not count....
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Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. I'm on the road again.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have hitch hiked successfully.  Meaning you got to...
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Shopping Cart Racing Merit Badge. And you thought they were made to collect your groceries.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Finger Carving Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time tellng the difference between the piece of wood you are whittling on and your finger?  You have...
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Paintball Merit Badge. Look out they are behind you.  You have earned this merit badge if; Participated in a paintball event. Remember you can...
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Arm Chair Quarterback Merit Badge. You know that if you yell loud enough at the television they can hear you on the field.  You have earned this...
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Yo Yo Merit Badge. Some toys are timeless.  You have earned this merit badge if; Played with a Yo Yo and did not have to go the hospital to get...
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Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what...
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Popcorn Merit Badge. Yes this is one of America's treats.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a fettish for the white fluffy kernals....
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Wood Splitting Merit Badge. You cut down the tree and have it cut to length.  Now the only way to burn it is to spit the wood.  You have earned...
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