Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

Finger Carving Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time tellng the difference between the piece of wood you are whittling on and your finger?  You have...

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Paintball Merit Badge. Look out they are behind you.  You have earned this merit badge if; Participated in a paintball event. Remember you can...

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Arm Chair Quarterback Merit Badge. You know that if you yell loud enough at the television they can hear you on the field.  You have earned this...

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Yo Yo Merit Badge. Some toys are timeless.  You have earned this merit badge if; Played with a Yo Yo and did not have to go the hospital to get...

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Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what...

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Popcorn Merit Badge. Yes this is one of America's treats.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a fettish for the white fluffy kernals....

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Wood Splitting Merit Badge. You cut down the tree and have it cut to length.  Now the only way to burn it is to spit the wood.  You have earned...

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No Shower Merit Badge. Although this merit badge is historically one earned by younger scouts, that is not the only group who would qualify.  You...

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Hooked on (in) Me Merit Badge. They say that any day fishing beats a day at work.  Not necessarily so.  You have earned this merit badge if;...

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Bee Sting Merit Badge, You see a huge bee hive and you cannot resist knocking it down.  If you do knock it down you will probably qualify for this...

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Exhausted Scoutmaster Merit Badge. You are at the end of a camping trip with a group of scouts and will be lucky to make it home without a stop off at...

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Roller Coaster Merit Badge. The human body was made to walk uprightly not be turned every which way and pummeled.  You have earned this merit badge...

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Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday....

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Zipline Merit Badge. He flies through the air with the greatest of ease.  Oh sorry that is a different merit badge.  You have earned this merit...

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Hot Dog Burning Meirt Badge. We probably could have titled this one Hot Dog Roasting Merit Badge but it is not as descriptive to what normally happens as...

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Storm Chasing (Camping) Merit Badge. Why would you go out of doors when there is a chance of dying from a lightening strike?  You have earned this...

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Blister Creation Merit Badge. Wow I had no idea that skin could streach that far before it broke.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...

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Under Water Basket Weaving Merit Badge. Well at least it makes the reeds easier to bend.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...

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Order of the Arrow Trained Patch.  Mint condition.

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Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches?   You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire...

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Give your Scouts something to laugh at with a Ninja Merit Badge. Reward your a scout for their funny antics with a Ninja Merit Badge.

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The Superhero Merit Badge is for those scouts who have gone above and beyond the call of duty for the betterment of their patrol... or for anything you and your scouting patrol deem as "super".

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Nerd Merit Badge
  $1.90

The nerd merit badge is a great way to have some fun with your more "book smart" scouts. Order the nerd merit badge today for some spoof merit badge fun! 

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The Winter Camping Merit Badge signifies that the Scout has been through a camp out in a harsh winter environment and came out on top. Get a winter camping merit badge today.

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Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge. You can cook almost anything in a dutch oven.  It has been said that anything you cook in a dutch oven will taste...

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Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...

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The Time Out Merit Badge is earned by those who always seem to be needing time outs. Used as a joke this time out merit badge can be a great spoof badge for your scouts.

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Running on Empty Merit Badge.  You can certainly be "out of gas" in more ways than one.  You may have earned this merit badge if; The...

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5K Merit Badge
  $1.90

5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry...

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Improvised Restroom Merit Badge. You are stuck in the outdoors, hopefully not the indoors, and you receive a call from Mother Nature. What do you do?...

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Squirrel Merit Badge. The movie “UP” was the inspiration for this one.  The dog was talking and all of a sudden throws his head to the...

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S'mores Merit Badge. S'mores are the all American camping treat.  Marshmallows, chocolate bar and graham crakers all "smooshed" together.  You...

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