Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00055

$1.85

Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches?   You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire... More 


Ninja Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00041

$1.85

Ninja Merit Badge.


Super Hero Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00040

$1.85

Super Hero Merit Badge.


Nerd Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00038

$1.85

The nerd merit badge is a great way to have some fun with your more "book smart" scouts. Order the nerd merit badge today for some spoof merit badge fun! 


Winter Camping Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00036

$1.85

Winter Camping Merit Badge.


Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00016

$1.85

Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge. You can cook almost anything in a dutch oven.  It has been said that anything you cook in a dutch oven will taste... More 


Marathon Merit Badge 26.2

CODE: m001n00015

$1.85

Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have... More 


Time Out Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00014

$1.85

Time Out Merit Badge. Bad Boy, Bad Boy, what you goin' to do.  Go to time out!  We all know someone who deserves to be in time out.  You... More 


Running on Empty Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00013

$1.85

Running on Empty Merit Badge.  You can certainly be "out of gas" in more ways than one.  You may have earned this merit badge if; The... More 


5K Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00012

$1.85

5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry... More 


Improvised Restroom Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00011

$1.85

Improvised Restroom Merit Badge. You are stuck in the outdoors, hopefully not the indoors, and you receive a call from Mother Nature. What do you do?... More 


Squirrel Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00010

$1.85

Squirrel Merit Badge. The movie “UP” was the inspiration for this one.  The dog was talking and all of a sudden throws his head to the... More 


S'mores Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00009

$1.85

S'mores Merit Badge. S'mores are the all American camping treat.  Marshmallows, chocolate bar and graham crakers all "smooshed" together.  You... More 


Alternative TP Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00008

$1.85

Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toilet... More 


Scoutmaster Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00007

$1.85

Scoutmaster Merit Badge is a deserved merit badge for a scoutmaster who has helped boy scouts get their merit badges. Reward your scoutmaster with this merit badge.


Road Kill Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00006

$1.85

Road Kill Merit Badge. You have seen the evidence of earning this merit badge on every street and road. Sad as it may be accidents do happen. You have... More 


Snoring Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00005

$1.85

Snoring Merit Badge. Wow, I can't believe that noise is coming out of your mouth.  There are alls kinds of snorers.  You have earned this merit... More 


Cat Herding Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00004

$1.85

The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.


Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00003

$1.85

Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge. Here's one for the road (or two).  Know anyone who drinks a little too much?  You might have earned this... More 


Coffee Drinking Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00002

$1.85

Coffee Drinking Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time even moving in the morning until you have had your first cup of coffee?  You might have earned... More 


Duck Tape Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00001

$1.85

Duck Tape Merit Badge. No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape.  You have earned this merit badge if; You... More 


Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00037

$1.85

Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge. The perfect roasted marshmallow; golden brown on the outside and gooy on the inside.  Or is it, burnt black on the... More 


Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00039

$1.85

Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are... More 


Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00017

$1.85

Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong. ... More 


Incendaries Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00020

$1.85

Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if;... More 


Outlet Optimization Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00021

$1.85

Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned... More 


Disorienteering Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00022

$1.85

Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, South... More 


Fart Lighting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00031

$1.85

Fart Lighting Merit Badge. Commonly referred to as "Blue Darts".  After having attended camp with a bunch of girls I don't believe this is strictly... More 


Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00035

$1.85

Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little blood sucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; YOu have been the victum of a swarm of... More 


Belching Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00034

$1.85

Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit... More 


Fun Meter Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00030

$1.85

Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your... More 


Crop Dusting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00033

$1.85

Crop Dusting Merit Badge. Larry the Cable Guy calls this the walking farts.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Youhave a tendancy to break... More 


Pirate Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00025

$1.85

Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to... More 


Knot Tying Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00024

$1.85

Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit... More 


ID Ten T Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00027

$1.85

ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a... More 


Tent Burning Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00023

$1.85

Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if;... More 


Boat Sinking Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00029

$1.85

Boat Sinking Merit Badge. May day, may day, we are going down.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You were an original passenger on the... More 


Toilet Clogging Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00028

$1.85

Toilet Clogging Merit Badge. Being "regular" doesn't mean every third day.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have waited so long to... More 


Snipe Hunting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00032

$1.85

Snipe Hunting Merit Badge. Shush.  These are vey illusive animals.  I know they are out ther somewhere.  You may have earned this merit... More 


Rocket Science Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00026

$1.85

Rocket Science Merit Badge. You know this isn't rocket science, or is it?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have ever been tasked to... More 


Cell Phone Addicition Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00019

$1.85

Cell Phone Addicition Merit Badge. Do you sleep with your cell phone?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this... More 


Listening Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00018

$1.85

Listening Merit Badge. Can you hear me now?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone... More 


Pinewood Derby Racing Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00042

$1.85

Pinewood Derby Racing Merit Badge. On your mark.  Get set.  GO!  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood... More 


Text Messaging Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00043

$1.85

Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to... More 


Shark Fishing Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00044

$1.85

Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award... More 


Some Assembly Required Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00045

$1.85

Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100 page manual.   You have earned this merit... More 


Deer in the Headlights Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00046

$1.85

Deer in the Headlights Merit Badge. Your friend walks up to you and there it is,  the deer in the headlights look.   You have earned this... More 


Easy Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00047

$1.85

Easy Merit Badge. Really?  It is usually not that easy.   You have earned this merit badge if; You have accomplished what seemed to be... More 


Boot Burning Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00048

$1.85

Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit... More 


One Match Fire Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00049

$1.85

One Match Fire Merit Badge. When is the last time you saw someone do it.  It is harder than you think.   You have earned this merit badge... More 


Frequent Flyer Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00050

$1.85

Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly... More 


Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00051

$1.85

Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge. One match my butt.  There is no way you can start a fire with one match.   You have earned this merit badge... More 


Snoring Merit Badge (Tent)

CODE: m001n00052

$1.85

Snoring Merit Badge (Tent). We are going to need a larger campsite.   You have earned this merit badge if; You started the night with other tents... More 


Heavy Pack Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00053

$1.85

Heavy Pack Merit Badge. Your load is more than you can handle.   You have earned this merit badge if; You are a headed on a hike and you keep... More 


Pizza Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00054

$1.85

Pizza Merit Badge. Breakfast of champions.   You have earned this merit badge if; You decide.  Is it the quanitity, quality, uniqueness,... More 


First Flight Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00056

$1.85

First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went... More 


Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00057

$1.85

Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never... More 


Knuckle Head Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00058

$1.85

Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit... More 


Heart Attack Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00059

$1.85

Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through... More 


Grilling Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00060

$1.85

Grilling Merit Badge. This is probably a guy thing.  You have earned this merit badge if; You consider yourself a world class "griller" (doesn't... More 


Summit Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13387

$1.85

Summit Merit Badge.  Mint condition.


Red Bull Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13388

$1.85

Red Bull Merit Badge.  Mint condition.


Birthday Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13386

$1.85

Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday.... More 


Storm Chasing Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13384

$1.85

Storm Chasing Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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