Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

5K Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00012

$1.85

5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry... More 


Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00003

$1.85

Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge. Here's one for the road (or two).  Know anyone who drinks a little too much?  You might have earned this... More 


Agitator Trained Strip GRN

CODE: r003n08767

$2.95

Agitator Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.


Alternative TP Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00008

$1.85

Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toilet... More 


Ambulance Chasing Merit Badge

CODE: r001n09271

$1.85

Ambulance Chasing Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Arachnophobia Merit Badge

CODE: r001n08365

$1.85

Arachnophobia Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Austrailian Aussie Ay? G'Day! Interpreter Strip

CODE: r003n08731

$2.95

Austrailian Aussie Ay? G'Day! Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.


Bald Growing Merit Badge

CODE: r001n09279

$1.85

Bald Growing Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Bee Sting Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13381

Out-of-stock
$1.85

Bee Sting Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Belching Merit Badge

CODE: r001an08838d

Out-of-stock
$1.85

Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit... More 


Belching Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00034

$1.85

Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit... More 


Big Bucks Knot BLK Border

CODE: r002n05213

$1.25

Big Bucks Knot BLK Border. Mint condition.


Birthday Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13386

$1.85

Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday.... More 


Blister Building Merit Badge

CODE: r001n09265

$1.85

Blister Building Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Blogging Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13363

$1.85

Blogging Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Boat Sinking Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00029

$1.85

Boat Sinking Merit Badge. May day, may day, we are going down.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You were an original passenger on the... More 


Boot Burning Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00048

$1.85

Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit... More 


Brain Surgery Merit Badge

CODE: r001n06252

$1.85

Brain Surgery Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Brooklynese Interpreter Strip

CODE: r002n05257

$1.25

Brooklynese Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.


Brotherhood Knot on Black

CODE: r003n08724d

Out-of-stock
$2.95

Brotherhood Knot on Black. Mint condition.


Brotherhood Knot on Red

CODE: r003n08717

$2.95

Brotherhood Knot on Red. Mint condition.


Brotherhood Knot on White

CODE: r003n08721d

$2.95

Brotherhood Knot on White. Mint condition.


Bungee Jumping Merit Badge

CODE: r001n08359

$1.85

Bungee Jumping Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Canadian Heritage Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13376d

$1.85

Canadian Heritage Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Cat Herding Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00004

$1.85

The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.


Caving Merit Badge

CODE: r001n08847

$1.85

Caving Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Cell Phone Addicition Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00019

$1.85

Cell Phone Addicition Merit Badge. Do you sleep with your cell phone?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this... More 


Chigger Ranching Merit Badge

CODE: r001n09272

$1.85

Chigger Ranching Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Coffee Drinking Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00002

$1.85

Coffee Drinking Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time even moving in the morning until you have had your first cup of coffee?  You might have earned... More 


Commissioner Trained Patch

CODE: r007n00006

$4.95

Commissioner Trained Patch. Mint condition.


Computer Virus Merit Badge

CODE: r001n06258

$1.85

Computer Virus Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Computerese Interpreter Strip

CODE: r002n05258

$1.25

Computerese Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.


Cow Tipping Merit Badge

CODE: r001n08846

$1.85

Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport.  No really this does work.  Try it sometime.  You have earned this merit badge if... More 


Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00057

$1.85

Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never... More 


Crop Dusting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00033

$1.85

Crop Dusting Merit Badge. Larry the Cable Guy calls this the walking farts.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Youhave a tendancy to break... More 


Cub Scout Leader Trained Patch

CODE: r007n00008

Out-of-stock
$4.95

Cub Scout Leader Trained Patch. Mint condition.


Cubmaster Trained Patch

CODE: r007n00003

$4.95

Cubmaster Trained Patch. Mint condition.


Deer in the Headlights Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00046

$1.85

Deer in the Headlights Merit Badge. Your friend walks up to you and there it is,  the deer in the headlights look.   You have earned this... More 


Disorienteering - Silly Merit Badge

CODE: r001an06231d

Out-of-stock
$1.85

Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, South... More 


Disorienteering Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00022

$1.85

Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, South... More 


Duck Tape Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00001

$1.85

Duck Tape Merit Badge. No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape.  You have earned this merit badge if; You... More 


Dumpster Diving Merit Badge

CODE: r001n06255

Out-of-stock
$1.85

Dumpster Diving Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00016

$1.85

Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge. You can cook almost anything in a dutch oven.  It has been said that anything you cook in a dutch oven will taste... More 


Eagle Knot Spoof

CODE: r003n08709d

$2.95

Eagle Knot. Mint condition.


Easy Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00047

$1.85

Easy Merit Badge. Really?  It is usually not that easy.   You have earned this merit badge if; You have accomplished what seemed to be... More 


Ebonics Interpreter Strip

CODE: r002n05253

$1.25

Ebonics Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.


eBSA eBay Bidding Merit Badge

CODE: r001n06227

$1.85

eBSA eBay Bidding Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Email Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13364

$1.85

Email Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge

CODE: r001n09273

$1.85

Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge. Mint condition.


English Interpreter Strip

CODE: r002n05260

$1.25

English Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.


Face Book Merit Badge

CODE: r001n06265

$1.85

Face Book Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Fart Lighting (Blue Darts) Merit Badge

CODE: r001n09277d

Out-of-stock
$1.85

Fart Lighting Merit Badge. Commonly referred to as "Blue Darts".  After haveing attended camp wthi a bunch of girls I don't believe this is strictly... More 


Fart Lighting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00031

$1.85

Fart Lighting Merit Badge. Commonly referred to as "Blue Darts".  After having attended camp with a bunch of girls I don't believe this is strictly... More 


Fast Food Eating Merit Badge

CODE: r001n06237

$1.85

Fast Food Eating Merit Badge


First Flight Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00056

$1.85

First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went... More 


Fishing Fly PM 2010 NJ

CODE: c001n12509

$2.95

Fishing Fly PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.


Four Wheeling Merit Badge

CODE: r001n08836

$1.85

Four Wheeling Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Frequent Flyer Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00050

$1.85

Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly... More 


Frisbee Merit Badge

CODE: r001n06235

$1.85

Frisbee Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Fun Meter Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00030

$1.85

Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your... More 


Game Boy Merit Badge

CODE: r001n06261

$1.85

Game Boy Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Git'er Done Trained Strip GRN

CODE: r003n08763

$2.95

Git'er Done Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.


Gladiators PM 2010 NJ

CODE: c001n12489

$2.95

Gladiators PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.


Global Warming Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13370d

$1.85

Global Warming Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Go-Carting Merit Badge

CODE: r001n06253

$1.85

Go-Carting Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Goth Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13358d

$1.85

Goth Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Grilling Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00060

$1.85

Grilling Merit Badge. This is probably a guy thing.  You have earned this merit badge if; You consider yourself a world class "griller" (doesn't... More 


Hacky Sack Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13361

$1.85

Hacky Sack Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Hang Gliding Merit Badge

CODE: r001n08361

$1.85

Hang Gliding Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Heart Attack Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00059

$1.85

Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through... More 


Heavy Pack Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00053

$1.85

Heavy Pack Merit Badge. Your load is more than you can handle.   You have earned this merit badge if; You are a headed on a hike and you keep... More 


Hitch Hiking Merit Badge

CODE: r001n08835

$1.85

Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. Mint condition.


ID Ten T Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00027

$1.85

ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a... More 


Igpay Atinlay Interpreter Strip

CODE: r003n08728

$2.95

Igpay Atinlay Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.


Improvised Restroom Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00011

$1.85

Improvised Restroom Merit Badge. You are stuck in the outdoors, hopefully not the indoors, and you receive a call from Mother Nature. What do you do?... More 


Incendaries Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00020

$1.85

Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if;... More 


Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00039

$1.85

Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are... More 


Ipod Listening Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13359

$1.85

Ipod Listening Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Jack-a-lope Hunting Merit Badge

CODE: r001n08834

$1.85

Jack-a-lope Hunting Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Klingon Interpreter Strip

CODE: r002n05259

$1.25

Klingon Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.


Knot Head Merit Badge

CODE: r001n08841

$1.85

Knot Head Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Knot Tying Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00024

$1.85

Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit... More 


Knuckle Head Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00058

$1.85

Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit... More 


Ladder Diving Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13383

$1.85

Ladder Diving Merit Badge.  Mint condition.


Lawn Mower Racing Merit Badge

CODE: r001n09266

$1.85

Lawn Mower Racing Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip

CODE: r002n05255

$1.25

Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.


Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip

CODE: r003n08730

$2.95

Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.


Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip Red on White

CODE: r003n08727d

$2.95

Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip Red on White. Mint condition.


Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip White on Black

CODE: r003n08726d

$2.95

Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip White on Black. Mint condition.


Listening Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00018

$1.85

Listening Merit Badge. Can you hear me now?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone... More 


Magic Merit Badge

CODE: r001n06230

$1.85

Magic Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Marathon Merit Badge 26.2

CODE: m001n00015

$1.85

Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have... More 


Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00037

$1.85

Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge. The perfect roasted marshmallow; golden brown on the outside and gooy on the inside.  Or is it, burnt black on the... More 


Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00035

$1.85

Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little blood sucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; YOu have been the victum of a swarm of... More 


Mountian Biking Merit Badge

CODE: r001n06244

$1.85

Mountian Biking Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Mumbly Peg Merit Badge

CODE: r001n06239

$1.85

Mumbly Peg Merit Badge. Mint condition.


My Space Merit Badge

CODE: r001n13374

$1.85

My Space Merit Badge. Mint condition.


NASCAR Merit Badge

CODE: r001n08842

$1.85

NASCAR Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Nerd Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00038

$1.85

The nerd merit badge is a great way to have some fun with your more "book smart" scouts. Order the nerd merit badge today for some spoof merit badge fun! 


Ninja Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00041

$1.85

Ninja Merit Badge.

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