Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

5K Merit Badge
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5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry...

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Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge. Here's one for the road (or two).  Know anyone who drinks a little too much?  You might have earned this...

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Agitator Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toilet...

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Ambulance Chasing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Arachnophobia Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Arm Chair Quarterback Merit Badge. You know that if you yell loud enough at the television they can hear you on the field.  You have earned this...

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Austrailian Aussie Ay? G'Day! Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Bald Growing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Bee Sting Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Bee Sting Merit Badge, You see a huge bee hive and you cannot resist knocking it down.  If you do knock it down you will probably qualify for this...

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Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit...


Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit...

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Big Bucks Knot BLK Border. Mint condition.

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Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday....

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Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday....

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Blister Building Merit Badge. Wow, that is cool.  I had no idea a persons skin would streach that far before it broke.  You have earned this...

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Blister Creation Merit Badge. Wow I had no idea that skin could streach that far before it broke.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...

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Blogging Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Boat Sinking Merit Badge. May day, may day, we are going down.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You were an original passenger on the...

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Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit...

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Brooklynese Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Brotherhood Knot on Red. Mint condition.

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Brotherhood Knot on White. Mint condition.

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Bungee Jumping Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.

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Caving Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Cell Phone Addicition Merit Badge. Do you sleep with your cell phone?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this...

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Chigger Ranching Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Coffee Drinking Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time even moving in the morning until you have had your first cup of coffee?  You might have earned...

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Commissioner Trained Patch. Mint condition.

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Computer Virus Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Computerese Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport.  No really this does work.  Try it sometime.  You have earned this merit badge if...

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Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never...

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Crop Dusting Merit Badge. Larry the Cable Guy calls this the walking farts.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Youhave a tendancy to break...

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Cub Scout Leader Trained Patch. Mint condition.


Cubmaster Trained Patch. Mint condition.

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Deer in the Headlights Merit Badge. Your friend walks up to you and there it is,  the deer in the headlights look.   You have earned this...

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Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, South...

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Duck Tape Merit Badge. No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape.  You have earned this merit badge if; You...

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Dumpster Diving Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge. You can cook almost anything in a dutch oven.  It has been said that anything you cook in a dutch oven will taste...

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Eagle Knot Spoof
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Eagle Knot. Mint condition.

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Easy Merit Badge
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Easy Merit Badge. Really?  It is usually not that easy.   You have earned this merit badge if; You have accomplished what seemed to be...

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Ebonics Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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eBSA eBay Bidding Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Email Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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English Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Exhausted Scoutmaster Merit Badge. You are at the end of a camping trip with a group of scouts and will be lucky to make it home without a stop off at...

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Face Book Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Fart Lighting Merit Badge. Commonly referred to as "Blue Darts".  After having attended camp with a bunch of girls I don't believe this is strictly...

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Fast Food Eating Merit Badge

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Get some laughs with this goofy merit badge about finger carving Accidents happen to even the best of scouts. With that in mind, we bring you this...


Finger Carving Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time tellng the difference between the piece of wood you are whittling on and your finger?  You have...

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First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went...

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Fishing Fly PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Four Wheeling Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly...

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Frisbee Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your...

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Game Boy Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Git'er Done Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Gladiators PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Global Warming Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Go-Carting Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Goth Merit Badge
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Goth Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Grilling Merit Badge. This is probably a guy thing.  You have earned this merit badge if; You consider yourself a world class "griller" (doesn't...

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Hacky Sack Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Hang Gliding Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through...

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Heavy Pack Merit Badge. Your load is more than you can handle.   You have earned this merit badge if; You are a headed on a hike and you keep...

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Hooked on (in) Me Merit Badge. They say that any day fishing beats a day at work.  Not necessarily so.  You have earned this merit badge if;...

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Hot Dog Burning Meirt Badge. We probably could have titled this one Hot Dog Roasting Merit Badge but it is not as descriptive to what normally happens as...

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ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a...

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Igpay Atinlay Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Improvised Restroom Merit Badge. You are stuck in the outdoors, hopefully not the indoors, and you receive a call from Mother Nature. What do you do?...

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Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if;...

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Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are...

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Ipod Listening Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Jack-a-lope Hunting Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Klingon Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Knot Head Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit...

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Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit...

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Ladder Diving Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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Lawn Mower Racing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip Red on White. Mint condition.

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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip White on Black. Mint condition.

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Listening Merit Badge. Can you hear me now?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone...

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Magic Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...

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Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge. The perfect roasted marshmallow; golden brown on the outside and gooy on the inside.  Or is it, burnt black on the...

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Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little blood sucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; YOu have been the victum of a swarm of...

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Mountian Biking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Mumbly Peg Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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My Space Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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