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Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

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Pyro Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Bald Growing Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Whiner Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Tail Gating Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport.  No really this does work.  Try it sometime.  You have earned this merit badge if...
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Four Wheeling Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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X Box Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Wood Badge Knot Two Bead Purple.  Mint condition.
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Public Farting Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another found it necessary to "sneak" a little air out and low and behold the result was much...
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Dumpster Diving Merit Badge. Some of the best "treasures" are the ones others throw away.  After all one man's junk is another man's treasure. If...
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Bright Idea Merit Badge. Some bright ideas just are not. If you have ever had a bright idea that actually worked out then you successfully earned this...
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The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.

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Poker Merit Badge. I am all in.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have played (win or lose) poker Strip poker may or may not count....
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Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. I'm on the road again.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have hitch hiked successfully.  Meaning you got to...
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Shopping Cart Racing Merit Badge. And you thought they were made to collect your groceries.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Finger Carving Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time tellng the difference between the piece of wood you are whittling on and your finger?  You have...
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Paintball Merit Badge. Look out they are behind you.  You have earned this merit badge if; Participated in a paintball event. Remember you can...
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Arm Chair Quarterback Merit Badge. You know that if you yell loud enough at the television they can hear you on the field.  You have earned this...
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Yo Yo Merit Badge. Some toys are timeless.  You have earned this merit badge if; Played with a Yo Yo and did not have to go the hospital to get...
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Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what...
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Popcorn Merit Badge. Yes this is one of America's treats.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a fettish for the white fluffy kernals....
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Wood Splitting Merit Badge. You cut down the tree and have it cut to length.  Now the only way to burn it is to spit the wood.  You have earned...
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No Shower Merit Badge. Although this merit badge is historically one earned by younger scouts, that is not the only group who would qualify.  You...
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Hooked on (in) Me Merit Badge. They say that any day fishing beats a day at work.  Not necessarily so.  You have earned this merit badge if;...
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Bee Sting Merit Badge, You see a huge bee hive and you cannot resist knocking it down.  If you do knock it down you will probably qualify for this...
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Exhausted Scoutmaster Merit Badge. You are at the end of a camping trip with a group of scouts and will be lucky to make it home without a stop off at...
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Roller Coaster Merit Badge. The human body was made to walk uprightly not be turned every which way and pummeled.  You have earned this merit badge...
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Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday....
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Zipline Merit Badge. He flies through the air with the greatest of ease.  Oh sorry that is a different merit badge.  You have earned this merit...
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Hot Dog Burning Meirt Badge. We probably could have titled this one Hot Dog Roasting Merit Badge but it is not as descriptive to what normally happens as...
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Storm Chasing (Camping) Merit Badge. Why would you go out of doors when there is a chance of dying from a lightening strike?  You have earned this...
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Blister Creation Merit Badge. Wow I had no idea that skin could streach that far before it broke.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Under Water Basket Weaving Merit Badge. Well at least it makes the reeds easier to bend.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches?   You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire...
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Give your Scouts something to laugh at with a Ninja Merit Badge. Reward your a scout for their funny antics with a Ninja Merit Badge.

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The Superhero Merit Badge is for those scouts who have gone above and beyond the call of duty for the betterment of their patrol... or for anything you and your scouting patrol deem as "super".

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The nerd merit badge is a great way to have some fun with your more "book smart" scouts. Order the nerd merit badge today for some spoof merit badge fun! 

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The Winter Camping Merit Badge signifies that the Scout has been through a camp out in a harsh winter environment and came out on top. Get a winter camping merit badge today.

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Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge. You can cook almost anything in a dutch oven.  It has been said that anything you cook in a dutch oven will taste...
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Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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The Time Out Merit Badge is earned by those who always seem to be needing time outs. Used as a joke this time out merit badge can be a great spoof badge for your scouts.

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Running on Empty Merit Badge.  You can certainly be "out of gas" in more ways than one.  You may have earned this merit badge if; The...
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5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry...
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Improvised Restroom Merit Badge. You are stuck in the outdoors, hopefully not the indoors, and you receive a call from Mother Nature. What do you do?...
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Squirrel Merit Badge. The movie “UP” was the inspiration for this one.  The dog was talking and all of a sudden throws his head to the...
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S'mores Merit Badge. S'mores are the all American camping treat.  Marshmallows, chocolate bar and graham crakers all "smooshed" together.  You...
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Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toilet...
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Scoutmaster Merit Badge is a deserved merit badge for a scoutmaster who has helped boy scouts get their merit badges. Reward your scoutmaster with this merit badge.

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Road Kill Merit Badge. You have seen the evidence of earning this merit badge on every street and road. Sad as it may be accidents do happen. You have...
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Snoring Merit Badge. Wow, I can't believe that noise is coming out of your mouth.  There are alls kinds of snorers.  You have earned this merit...
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The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.

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Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge. Here's one for the road (or two).  Know anyone who drinks a little too much?  You might have earned this...
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Coffee Drinking Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time even moving in the morning until you have had your first cup of coffee?  You might have earned...
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Duck Tape Merit Badge. No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape.  You have earned this merit badge if; You...
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Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge. The perfect roasted marshmallow; golden brown on the outside and gooy on the inside.  Or is it, burnt black on the...
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Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are...
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Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong. ...
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Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if;...
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Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned...
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Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, South...
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Fart Lighting Merit Badge. Commonly referred to as "Blue Darts".  After having attended camp with a bunch of girls I don't believe this is strictly...
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Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little blood sucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; YOu have been the victum of a swarm of...
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Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit...
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Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your...
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Crop Dusting Merit Badge. Larry the Cable Guy calls this the walking farts.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Youhave a tendancy to break...
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Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to...
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Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit...
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ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a...
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Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if;...
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Boat Sinking Merit Badge. May day, may day, we are going down.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You were an original passenger on the...
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Toilet Clogging Merit Badge. Being "regular" doesn't mean every third day.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have waited so long to...
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Snipe Hunting Merit Badge. Shush.  These are vey illusive animals.  I know they are out ther somewhere.  You may have earned this merit...
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Rocket Science Merit Badge. You know this isn't rocket science, or is it?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have ever been tasked to...
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Cell Phone Addicition Merit Badge. Do you sleep with your cell phone?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this...
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Listening Merit Badge. Can you hear me now?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone...
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Wood Car Racing Merit Badge. On your mark.  Get set.  GO!  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood Derby...
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Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to...
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Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...
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Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100 page manual.   You have earned this merit...
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Deer in the Headlights Merit Badge. Your friend walks up to you and there it is,  the deer in the headlights look.   You have earned this...
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Easy Merit Badge. Really?  It is usually not that easy.   You have earned this merit badge if; You have accomplished what seemed to be...
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Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit...
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One Match Fire Merit Badge. When is the last time you saw someone do it.  It is harder than you think.   You have earned this merit badge...
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Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly...
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Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge. One match my butt.  There is no way you can start a fire with one match.   You have earned this merit badge...
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Snoring Merit Badge (Tent). We are going to need a larger campsite.   You have earned this merit badge if; You started the night with other tents...
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Heavy Pack Merit Badge. Your load is more than you can handle.   You have earned this merit badge if; You are a headed on a hike and you keep...
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Pizza Merit Badge. Breakfast of champions.   You have earned this merit badge if; You decide.  Is it the quanitity, quality, uniqueness,...
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First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went...
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Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never...
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Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit...
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Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through...
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Grilling Merit Badge. This is probably a guy thing.  You have earned this merit badge if; You consider yourself a world class "griller" (doesn't...
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No BP (British Petroleum) Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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Pink Panther PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.
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Fishing Fly PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.
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Gladiators PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.
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Southern Drawl Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Klingon Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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