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Buy Your Spoof Patches from The Scout Market!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

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Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport.  No really this does work.  Try it sometime.  You have earned this merit badge if you have:...
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Four Wheeling Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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X Box Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Public Farting Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another found it necessary to "sneak" a little air out and low and behold the result was much...
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Dumpster Diving Merit Badge. Some of the best "treasures" are the ones others throw away.  After all one man's junk is another man's treasure. If you...
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Bright Idea Merit Badge. Some bright ideas just are not. If you have ever had a bright idea that actually worked out then you successfully earned this...
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The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.

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Poker Merit Badge. I am all in.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have played (win or lose) poker Strip poker may or may not count....
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Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. I'm on the road again.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have hitch hiked successfully.  Meaning you got to...
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Shopping Cart Racing Merit Badge. And you thought they were made to collect your groceries.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Finger Carving Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time tellng the difference between the piece of wood you are whittling on and your finger?  You have...
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Paintball Merit Badge. Look out they are behind you.  You have earned this merit badge if; Participated in a paintball event. Remember you can...
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Football Fanatic Merit Badge. You know that if you yell loud enough at the television they can hear you on the field.  You have earned this merit badge...
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Yo Yo Merit Badge. Some toys are timeless.  You have earned this merit badge if; Played with a Yo Yo and did not have to go the hospital to get...
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Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what...
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Popcorn Merit Badge. Yes this is one of America's treats.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a fettish for the white fluffy kernals....
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Wood Splitting Merit Badge. You cut down the tree and have it cut to length.  Now the only way to burn it is to spit the wood.  You have earned...
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No Shower Merit Badge. Although this merit badge is historically one earned by younger scouts, that is not the only group who would qualify.  You...
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Hooked on (in) Me Merit Badge. They say that any day fishing beats a day at work.  Not necessarily so.  You have earned this merit badge if;...
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