Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00037

$1.85

Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge. The perfect roasted marshmallow; golden brown on the outside and gooy on the inside.  Or is it, burnt black on the... More 


Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00039

$1.85

Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are... More 


Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00017

$1.85

Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong. ... More 


Incendaries Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00020

$1.85

Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if;... More 


Outlet Optimization Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00021

$1.85

Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned... More 


Disorienteering Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00022

$1.85

Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, South... More 


Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00035

$1.85

Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little blood sucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; YOu have been the victum of a swarm of... More 


Belching Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00034

$1.85

Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit... More 


Fun Meter Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00030

$1.85

Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your... More 


Crop Dusting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00033

$1.85

Crop Dusting Merit Badge. Larry the Cable Guy calls this the walking farts.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Youhave a tendancy to break... More 


Pirate Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00025

$1.85

Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to... More 


Knot Tying Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00024

$1.85

Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit... More 


ID Ten T Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00027

$1.85

ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a... More 


Tent Burning Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00023

$1.85

Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if;... More 


Boat Sinking Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00029

$1.85

Boat Sinking Merit Badge. May day, may day, we are going down.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You were an original passenger on the... More 


Toilet Clogging Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00028

$1.85

Toilet Clogging Merit Badge. Being "regular" doesn't mean every third day.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have waited so long to... More 


Snipe Hunting Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00032

$1.85

Snipe Hunting Merit Badge. Shush.  These are vey illusive animals.  I know they are out ther somewhere.  You may have earned this merit... More 


Rocket Science Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00026

$1.85

Rocket Science Merit Badge. You know this isn't rocket science, or is it?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have ever been tasked to... More 


Cell Phone Addicition Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00019

$1.85

Cell Phone Addicition Merit Badge. Do you sleep with your cell phone?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this... More 


Listening Merit Badge

CODE: m001n00018

$1.85

Listening Merit Badge. Can you hear me now?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone... More 

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