Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what...

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Wood Splitting Merit Badge. You cut down the tree and have it cut to length.  Now the only way to burn it is to spit the wood.  You have earned...

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Hooked on (in) Me Merit Badge. They say that any day fishing beats a day at work.  Not necessarily so.  You have earned this merit badge if;...

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Exhausted Scoutmaster Merit Badge. You are at the end of a camping trip with a group of scouts and will be lucky to make it home without a stop off at...

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Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday....

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Order of the Arrow Trained Patch.  Mint condition.

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Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches?   You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire...

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Give your Scouts something to laugh at with a Ninja Merit Badge. Reward your a scout for their funny antics with a Ninja Merit Badge.

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Nerd Merit Badge
  $1.90

The nerd merit badge is a great way to have some fun with your more "book smart" scouts. Order the nerd merit badge today for some spoof merit badge fun! 

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The Superhero Merit Badge is for those scouts who have gone above and beyond the call of duty for the betterment of their patrol... or for anything you and your scouting patrol deem as "super".

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The Winter Camping Merit Badge signifies that the Scout has been through a camp out in a harsh winter environment and came out on top. Get a winter camping merit badge today.

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Road Kill Merit Badge. You have seen the evidence of earning this merit badge on every street and road. Sad as it may be accidents do happen. You have...

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Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to...

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Grilling Merit Badge. This is probably a guy thing.  You have earned this merit badge if; You consider yourself a world class "griller" (doesn't...

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Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to...

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The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.

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Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100 page manual.   You have earned this merit...

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ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a...

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Coffee Drinking Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time even moving in the morning until you have had your first cup of coffee?  You might have earned...

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Easy Merit Badge
  $1.90

Easy Merit Badge. Really?  It is usually not that easy.   You have earned this merit badge if; You have accomplished what seemed to be...

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