Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toilet...

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Scoutmaster Merit Badge is a deserved merit badge for a scoutmaster who has helped boy scouts get their merit badges. Reward your scoutmaster with this merit badge.

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Road Kill Merit Badge. You have seen the evidence of earning this merit badge on every street and road. Sad as it may be accidents do happen. You have...

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Snoring Merit Badge. Wow, I can't believe that noise is coming out of your mouth.  There are alls kinds of snorers.  You have earned this merit...

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The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.

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Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge. Here's one for the road (or two).  Know anyone who drinks a little too much?  You might have earned this...

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Coffee Drinking Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time even moving in the morning until you have had your first cup of coffee?  You might have earned...

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Duck Tape Merit Badge. No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape.  You have earned this merit badge if; You...

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Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge. The perfect roasted marshmallow; golden brown on the outside and gooy on the inside.  Or is it, burnt black on the...

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Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are...

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Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong. ...

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Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if;...

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Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned...

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Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, South...

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Fart Lighting Merit Badge. Commonly referred to as "Blue Darts".  After having attended camp with a bunch of girls I don't believe this is strictly...

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Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little blood sucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; YOu have been the victum of a swarm of...

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Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit...

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Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your...

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Crop Dusting Merit Badge. Larry the Cable Guy calls this the walking farts.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Youhave a tendancy to break...

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Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to...

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Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit...

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ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a...

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Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if;...

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Boat Sinking Merit Badge. May day, may day, we are going down.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You were an original passenger on the...

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Toilet Clogging Merit Badge. Being "regular" doesn't mean every third day.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have waited so long to...

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Snipe Hunting Merit Badge. Shush.  These are vey illusive animals.  I know they are out ther somewhere.  You may have earned this merit...

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Rocket Science Merit Badge. You know this isn't rocket science, or is it?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have ever been tasked to...

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Cell Phone Addicition Merit Badge. Do you sleep with your cell phone?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this...

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Listening Merit Badge. Can you hear me now?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone...

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Pinewood Derby Racing Merit Badge. On your mark.  Get set.  GO!  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood...

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Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to...

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Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...

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