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Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

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Bee Sting Merit Badge, You see a huge bee hive and you cannot resist knocking it down.  If you do knock it down you will probably qualify for this...
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Computerese Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Public Farting Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another found it necessary to "sneak" a little air out and low and behold the result was much...
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Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday....
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Go-Carting Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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Lawn Mower Racing Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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The Time Out Merit Badge is earned by those who always seem to be needing time outs. Used as a joke this time out merit badge can be a great spoof badge for your scouts.

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Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly...
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Rocket Science Merit Badge. You know this isn't rocket science, or is it?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have ever been tasked to...
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Poker Merit Badge. I am all in.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have played (win or lose) poker Strip poker may or may not count....
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Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if;...
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Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to...
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Spanglish Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are...
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Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit...
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5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry...
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ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a...
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Wood Splitting Merit Badge. You cut down the tree and have it cut to length.  Now the only way to burn it is to spit the wood.  You have earned...
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Bungee Jumping Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if;...
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Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what...
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eBSA eBay Bidding Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches?   You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire...
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Zipline Merit Badge. He flies through the air with the greatest of ease.  Oh sorry that is a different merit badge.  You have earned this merit...
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Dumpster Diving Merit Badge. Some of the best "treasures" are the ones others throw away.  After all one man's junk is another man's treasure. If you...
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Mountain Biking Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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Snipe Hunting Merit Badge. Shush.  These are vey illusive animals.  I know they are out ther somewhere.  You may have earned this merit...
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Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through...
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Brooklynese Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Under Water Basket Weaving Merit Badge. Well at least it makes the reeds easier to bend.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have participated...
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The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.

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Texacan Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Web Techie Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Hooked on (in) Me Merit Badge. They say that any day fishing beats a day at work.  Not necessarily so.  You have earned this merit badge if;...
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Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge. One match my butt.  There is no way you can start a fire with one match.   You have earned this merit badge...
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First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went...
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Blister Creation Merit Badge. Wow I had no idea that skin could streach that far before it broke.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong. ...
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Arm Chair Quarterback Merit Badge. You know that if you yell loud enough at the television they can hear you on the field.  You have earned this...
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Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Yo Yo Merit Badge. Some toys are timeless.  You have earned this merit badge if; Played with a Yo Yo and did not have to go the hospital to get...
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Ebonics Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100 page manual.   You have earned this merit...
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Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit...
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Wood Car Racing Merit Badge. On your mark.  Get set.  GO!  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood Derby...
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Roller Coaster Merit Badge. The human body was made to walk uprightly not be turned every which way and pummeled.  You have earned this merit badge...
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Shopping Cart Racing Merit Badge. And you thought they were made to collect your groceries.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. I'm on the road again.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have hitch hiked successfully.  Meaning you got to...
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Hang Gliding Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never...
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Paintball Merit Badge. Look out they are behind you.  You have earned this merit badge if; Participated in a paintball event. Remember you can...
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Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport.  No really this does work.  Try it sometime.  You have earned this merit badge if you have:...
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Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...
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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Austrailian Aussie Ay? G'Day! Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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X Box Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Four Wheeling Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Pyro Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Tail Gating Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Bald Growing Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Whiner Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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! Spoof Merit Badge Cards.  Hopefully these cards will add to the experience of presenting a spoof merit badge to someone.  They are intended to be...
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