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Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

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Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday....
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Caving Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned...
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Computerese Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly...
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Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if;...
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Go-Carting Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit...
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Dumpster Diving Merit Badge. Some of the best "treasures" are the ones others throw away.  After all one man's junk is another man's treasure. If you...
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The Time Out Merit Badge is earned by those who always seem to be needing time outs. Used as a joke this time out merit badge can be a great spoof badge for your scouts.

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Rocket Science Merit Badge. You know this isn't rocket science, or is it?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have ever been tasked to...
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Poker Merit Badge. I am all in.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have played (win or lose) poker Strip poker may or may not count....
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Lawn Mower Racing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are...
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Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to...
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Wood Splitting Merit Badge. You cut down the tree and have it cut to length.  Now the only way to burn it is to spit the wood.  You have earned...
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5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event. ...
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ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a...
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Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches?   You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire...
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Spanglish Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Bungee Jumping Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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Zipline Merit Badge. He flies through the air with the greatest of ease.  Oh sorry that is a different merit badge.  You have earned this merit...
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Mountain Biking Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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Snipe Hunting Merit Badge. Shush.  These are vey illusive animals.  I know they are out ther somewhere.  You may have earned this merit...
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Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if;...
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Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what...
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Under Water Basket Weaving Merit Badge. Well at least it makes the reeds easier to bend.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have participated...
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Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through...
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eBSA eBay Bidding Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.

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Hooked on (in) Me Merit Badge. They say that any day fishing beats a day at work.  Not necessarily so.  You have earned this merit badge if;...
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Brooklynese Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Blister Creation Merit Badge. Wow I had no idea that skin could streach that far before it broke.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Texacan Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Web Techie Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge. One match my butt.  There is no way you can start a fire with one match.   You have earned this merit badge...
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First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went...
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Arm Chair Quarterback Merit Badge. You know that if you yell loud enough at the television they can hear you on the field.  You have earned this...
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Yo Yo Merit Badge. Some toys are timeless.  You have earned this merit badge if; Played with a Yo Yo and did not have to go the hospital to get...
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Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong. ...
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Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Pine Car Racing Merit Badge. On your mark.  Get set.  GO!  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood Derby race....
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Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100 page manual.   You have earned this merit...
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Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport.  No really this does work.  Try it sometime.  You have earned this merit badge if you have:...
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Shopping Cart Racing Merit Badge. And you thought they were made to collect your groceries.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit...
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Ebonics Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Roller Coaster Merit Badge. The human body was made to walk uprightly not be turned every which way and pummeled.  You have earned this merit badge...
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Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. I'm on the road again.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have hitch hiked successfully.  Meaning you got to...
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Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never...
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Napping Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Hang Gliding Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...
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Paintball Merit Badge. Look out they are behind you.  You have earned this merit badge if; Participated in a paintball event. Remember you can...
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Spoof Merit Badge Cards must be downloaded from the store.   WE DO NOT PRINT AND SHIP THEM .   Hopefully these cards will add to the experience of...
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Austrailian Aussie Ay? G'Day! Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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X Box Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Four Wheeling Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Pyro Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Laughing Out Loud Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Bar-B-Que Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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