Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

Snoring Merit Badge. Wow, I can't believe that noise is coming out of your mouth.  There are alls kinds of snorers.  You have earned this merit...

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Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...

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Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit...

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Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge. Here's one for the road (or two).  Know anyone who drinks a little too much?  You might have earned this...

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Deer in the Headlights Merit Badge. Your friend walks up to you and there it is,  the deer in the headlights look.   You have earned this...

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Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if;...

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Duck Tape Merit Badge. No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape.  You have earned this merit badge if; You...

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Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit...

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Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge. You can cook almost anything in a dutch oven.  It has been said that anything you cook in a dutch oven will taste...

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Toilet Clogging Merit Badge. Being "regular" doesn't mean every third day.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have waited so long to...

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Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are...

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Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly...

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The Time Out Merit Badge is earned by those who always seem to be needing time outs. Used as a joke this time out merit badge can be a great spoof badge for your scouts.

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Rocket Science Merit Badge. You know this isn't rocket science, or is it?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have ever been tasked to...

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Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if;...

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Snoring Merit Badge (Tent). We are going to need a larger campsite.   You have earned this merit badge if; You started the night with other tents...

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5K Merit Badge
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5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry...

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Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, South...

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Pizza Merit Badge. Breakfast of champions.   You have earned this merit badge if; You decide.  Is it the quanitity, quality, uniqueness,...

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Squirrel Merit Badge. The movie “UP” was the inspiration for this one.  The dog was talking and all of a sudden throws his head to the...

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Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little blood sucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; YOu have been the victum of a swarm of...


First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went...

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Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toilet...

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Listening Merit Badge. Can you hear me now?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone...

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Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your...

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Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit...

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No BP (British Petroleum) Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Fishing Fly PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Pink Panther PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Gladiators PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Ebonics Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Outhouse Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Personal Bankruptcy Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Email Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Spanglish Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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NASCAR Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Go-Carting Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Patch Trading Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip Red on White. Mint condition.

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Caving Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Twitter Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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eBSA eBay Bidding Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Pyro Merit Badge
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Pyro Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Bungee Jumping Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Frisbee Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Chigger Ranching Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Klingon Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Hang Gliding Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Fast Food Eating Merit Badge

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Tick Removal Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Computerese Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Whitewater Kayaking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Mumbly Peg Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Worm Drowning Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Web Techie Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Redneck Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Surfing Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Hacky Sack Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Texacan Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Snow Art Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Remote Control Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Blogging Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Yankee Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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