Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit...

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Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your...

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Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to...

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Road Kill Merit Badge. You have seen the evidence of earning this merit badge on every street and road. Sad as it may be accidents do happen. You have...

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Grilling Merit Badge. This is probably a guy thing.  You have earned this merit badge if; You consider yourself a world class "griller" (doesn't...

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Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to...

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Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100 page manual.   You have earned this merit...

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The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.

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ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a...

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Easy Merit Badge
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Easy Merit Badge. Really?  It is usually not that easy.   You have earned this merit badge if; You have accomplished what seemed to be...

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Coffee Drinking Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time even moving in the morning until you have had your first cup of coffee?  You might have earned...

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Boat Sinking Merit Badge. May day, may day, we are going down.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You were an original passenger on the...

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One Match Fire Merit Badge. When is the last time you saw someone do it.  It is harder than you think.   You have earned this merit badge...

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Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge. The perfect roasted marshmallow; golden brown on the outside and gooy on the inside.  Or is it, burnt black on the...

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Snipe Hunting Merit Badge. Shush.  These are vey illusive animals.  I know they are out ther somewhere.  You may have earned this merit...

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Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...

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Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge. One match my butt.  There is no way you can start a fire with one match.   You have earned this merit badge...

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Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong. ...

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Running on Empty Merit Badge.  You can certainly be "out of gas" in more ways than one.  You may have earned this merit badge if; The...

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Heavy Pack Merit Badge. Your load is more than you can handle.   You have earned this merit badge if; You are a headed on a hike and you keep...

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Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned...

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Improvised Restroom Merit Badge. You are stuck in the outdoors, hopefully not the indoors, and you receive a call from Mother Nature. What do you do?...

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Red Bull Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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Ladder Diving Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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No BP (British Petroleum) Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Fishing Fly PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Pink Panther PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Gladiators PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Vigil Knot on Red. Mint condition.

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Blogging Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Wii Merit Badge
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Wii Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport.  No really this does work.  Try it sometime.  You have earned this merit badge if...

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Ebonics Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Fast Food Eating Merit Badge

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Outhouse Racing Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Ordeal Knot on White. Mint condition.

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TiVo Merit Badge
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TiVo Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Lawn Mower Racing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Spanglish Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Mumbly Peg Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Potty Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Space Trekking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Philmont Knot RED. Mint condition.

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Renewable Energy Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Ambulance Chasing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip Red on White. Mint condition.

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Surfing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Git'er Done Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Whitewater Kayaking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Wood Badge Knot Four Bead GMY. Mint condition.

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Oil Production Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Remote Control Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Overtrained Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Redneck Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Wood Badge Knot Axe in Log. Mint condition.

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Tick Removal Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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No Smoking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Agitator Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Four Wheeling Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Klingon Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Wood Badge Knot Four Bead Blue. Mint condition.

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Bald Growing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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