Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

Pizza Merit Badge. Breakfast of champions.   You have earned this merit badge if; You decide.  Is it the quanitity, quality, uniqueness,...

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Squirrel Merit Badge. The movie “UP” was the inspiration for this one.  The dog was talking and all of a sudden throws his head to the...

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Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little blood sucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; YOu have been the victum of a swarm of...

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First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went...

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Listening Merit Badge. Can you hear me now?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone...

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Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toilet...

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Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your...

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Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit...

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Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to...

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Road Kill Merit Badge. You have seen the evidence of earning this merit badge on every street and road. Sad as it may be accidents do happen. You have...

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Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to...

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Grilling Merit Badge. This is probably a guy thing.  You have earned this merit badge if; You consider yourself a world class "griller" (doesn't...

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Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100 page manual.   You have earned this merit...

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The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.

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ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a...

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Coffee Drinking Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time even moving in the morning until you have had your first cup of coffee?  You might have earned...

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Easy Merit Badge
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Easy Merit Badge. Really?  It is usually not that easy.   You have earned this merit badge if; You have accomplished what seemed to be...

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Boat Sinking Merit Badge. May day, may day, we are going down.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You were an original passenger on the...

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Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge. The perfect roasted marshmallow; golden brown on the outside and gooy on the inside.  Or is it, burnt black on the...

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One Match Fire Merit Badge. When is the last time you saw someone do it.  It is harder than you think.   You have earned this merit badge...

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Snipe Hunting Merit Badge. Shush.  These are vey illusive animals.  I know they are out ther somewhere.  You may have earned this merit...

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Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...

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Red Bull Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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Ladder Diving Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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No BP (British Petroleum) Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Pink Panther PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Fishing Fly PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Gladiators PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Wood Badge Knot Four Bead GMY. Mint condition.

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Sky Diving Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Bald Growing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Snow Art Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Railroaded Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Wood Badge Knot Axe in Log. Mint condition.

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Computer Virus Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Ipod Listening Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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eBSA eBay Bidding Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Knot Head Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Klingon Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Robot Building Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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U Tube Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Frisbee Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Road Kill Grilling Merit Badge. Mint condition. Someone said if you hit it you should eat it? Your chances of survival are better if you are the one who...

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Wood Badge Knot Two Bead Blue. Mint condition.

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Computerese Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Wii Merit Badge
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Wii Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Email Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Philmont White Bull Knot. Mint condition.

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Fast Food Eating Merit Badge

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Caving Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Web Techie Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Outhouse Racing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Patch Trading Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Underpaid Trained Strip. Mint condition.

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Order of the Fork Knot. Mint condition.

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Mumbly Peg Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Pyro Merit Badge
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Pyro Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Texacan Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Space Trekking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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My Space Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Retrained Trained Strip. Mint condition.

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Ordeal Knot on Red. Mint condition.

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Surfing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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