Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100 page manual.   You have earned this merit...

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Deer in the Headlights Merit Badge. Your friend walks up to you and there it is,  the deer in the headlights look.   You have earned this...

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Easy Merit Badge
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Easy Merit Badge. Really?  It is usually not that easy.   You have earned this merit badge if; You have accomplished what seemed to be...

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Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit...

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One Match Fire Merit Badge. When is the last time you saw someone do it.  It is harder than you think.   You have earned this merit badge...

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Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly...

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Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge. One match my butt.  There is no way you can start a fire with one match.   You have earned this merit badge...

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Snoring Merit Badge (Tent). We are going to need a larger campsite.   You have earned this merit badge if; You started the night with other tents...

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Heavy Pack Merit Badge. Your load is more than you can handle.   You have earned this merit badge if; You are a headed on a hike and you keep...

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Pizza Merit Badge. Breakfast of champions.   You have earned this merit badge if; You decide.  Is it the quanitity, quality, uniqueness,...

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First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went...

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Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never...

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Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit...

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Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through...

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Grilling Merit Badge. This is probably a guy thing.  You have earned this merit badge if; You consider yourself a world class "griller" (doesn't...

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Summit Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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Red Bull Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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Ladder Diving Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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No BP (British Petroleum) Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Arachnophobia Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Pink Panther PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Fishing Fly PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Gladiators PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Venturing Trained Patch. Mint condition.

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Cubmaster Trained Patch. Mint condition.

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Cub Scout Leader Trained Patch. Mint condition.


Commissioner Trained Patch. Mint condition.

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Woodbadge Knot Four Bead Blue. Mint condition.

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Woodbadge Knot Two Bead Blue. Mint condition.

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Southern Drawl Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Klingon Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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English Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Computerese Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Vigil Knot
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Vigil Knot. Mint condition.

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Woodbadge Knot Three Bead Blue. Mint condition.

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Brooklynese Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Web Techie Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Texacan Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Ebonics Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Yankee Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Big Bucks Knot BLK Border. Mint condition.

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Spanglish Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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The Scouts may not give a duct tape merit badge, but now you can honor the camper who is always prepared with this striking duck tape badge. This fun...

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eBSA eBay Bidding Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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No Cell Phones Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Magic Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Frisbee Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Personal Fatness Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Fast Food Eating Merit Badge

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Slacker Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Mumbly Peg Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Scuba Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Surfing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Mountian Biking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Remote Control Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Personal Bankruptcy Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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No Smoking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Sky Diving Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Go-Carting Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Dumpster Diving Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Walmart Shopping Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Computer Virus Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Game Boy Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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