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Buy Your Spoof Patches from The Scout Market!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

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First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went...
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Arm Chair Quarterback Merit Badge. You know that if you yell loud enough at the television they can hear you on the field.  You have earned this...
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Yo Yo Merit Badge. Some toys are timeless.  You have earned this merit badge if; Played with a Yo Yo and did not have to go the hospital to get...
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Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong. ...
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Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Pine Car Racing Merit Badge. On your mark.  Get set.  GO!  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood Derby race....
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Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100 page manual.   You have earned this merit...
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Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport.  No really this does work.  Try it sometime.  You have earned this merit badge if you have:...
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Shopping Cart Racing Merit Badge. And you thought they were made to collect your groceries.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit...
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Ebonics Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Roller Coaster Merit Badge. The human body was made to walk uprightly not be turned every which way and pummeled.  You have earned this merit badge...
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Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. I'm on the road again.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have hitch hiked successfully.  Meaning you got to...
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Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never...
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Napping Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Hang Gliding Merit Badge. Mint condition.
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Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...
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Paintball Merit Badge. Look out they are behind you.  You have earned this merit badge if; Participated in a paintball event. Remember you can...
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Spoof Merit Badge Cards must be downloaded from the store.   WE DO NOT PRINT AND SHIP THEM .   Hopefully these cards will add to the experience of...
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Austrailian Aussie Ay? G'Day! Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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X Box Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Four Wheeling Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Pyro Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Laughing Out Loud Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Lenni Lenape Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Bar-B-Que Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Badge Magic Merit Badge Size - Adhesive for Patches No More Sewing! This 1 1/2" X 1 1/2" sheet pre-cut to fit a merit badge! Works with sashes and patch...
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Smiley Face Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Bald Growing Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Hair on Fire Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Boy Scout Merit Badge Emoji Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Whiner Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Nose Picking Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Purple Thumb Merit Badge.  Could be a purple any finger.  Ever hit the wrong nail.  This one is for you or someone you know that is prone to hitting thier...
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Hair on Fire Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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