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Buy Your Spoof Patches from The Scout Market!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

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Hooked on (in) Me Merit Badge. They say that any day fishing beats a day at work.  Not necessarily so.  You have earned this merit badge if;...
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Spoof Merit Badge Cards must be downloaded from the store.   WE DO NOT PRINT AND SHIP THEM .   Hopefully these cards will add to the experience of...
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First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went...
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Roller Coaster Merit Badge. The human body was made to walk uprightly not be turned every which way and pummeled.  You have earned this merit badge...
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Blister Creation Merit Badge. Wow I had no idea that skin could streach that far before it broke.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit...
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Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to...
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Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what...
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Pine Car Racing Merit Badge. On your mark.  Get set.  GO!  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood Derby race....
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Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never...
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Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. I'm on the road again.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have hitch hiked successfully.  Meaning you got to...
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Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong. ...
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Shopping Cart Racing Merit Badge. And you thought they were made to collect your groceries.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge. One match my butt.  There is no way you can start a fire with one match.   You have earned this merit badge if; You...
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Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...
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Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100 page manual.   You have earned this merit...
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Napping Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport.  No really this does work.  Try it sometime.  You have earned this merit badge if you have:...
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Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Bald Growing Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Pyro Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Badge Magic Merit Badge Size - Adhesive for Patches No More Sewing! This 1 1/2" X 1 1/2" sheet pre-cut to fit a merit badge! Works with sashes and patch...
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Bar-B-Que Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Four Wheeling Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Whiner Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Laughing Out Loud Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Hair on Fire Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Smiley Face Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Hair on Fire Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Nose Picking Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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X Box Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Boy Scout Merit Badge Emoji Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Purple Thumb Merit Badge.  Could be a purple any finger.  Ever hit the wrong nail.  This one is for you or someone you know that is prone to hitting thier...
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English Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.
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Mind Blown Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Stupid Should Hurt Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Cool Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Mountain Biking Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Tick Removal Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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