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Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

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Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit...
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Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly...
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Wood Splitting Merit Badge. You cut down the tree and have it cut to length.  Now the only way to burn it is to spit the wood.  You have earned...
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Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through...
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Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to...
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First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went...
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Hooked on (in) Me Merit Badge. They say that any day fishing beats a day at work.  Not necessarily so.  You have earned this merit badge if;...
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Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what...
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Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit...
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Roller Coaster Merit Badge. The human body was made to walk uprightly not be turned every which way and pummeled.  You have earned this merit badge...
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Blister Creation Merit Badge. Wow I had no idea that skin could streach that far before it broke.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong. ...
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Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. I'm on the road again.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have hitch hiked successfully.  Meaning you got to...
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Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never...
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Wood Car Racing Merit Badge. On your mark.  Get set.  GO!  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood Derby...
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Shopping Cart Racing Merit Badge. And you thought they were made to collect your groceries.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...
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Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...
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Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge. One match my butt.  There is no way you can start a fire with one match.   You have earned this merit badge...
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Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100 page manual.   You have earned this merit...
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Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport.  No really this does work.  Try it sometime.  You have earned this merit badge if you have:...
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Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Bald Growing Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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! Spoof Merit Badge Cards.  Hopefully these cards will add to the experience of presenting a spoof merit badge to someone.  They are intended to be...
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Pyro Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Four Wheeling Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Whiner Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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X Box Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Tail Gating Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Badge Magic Merit Badge Size - Adhesive for Patches No More Sewing! This 1 1/2" X 1 1/2" sheet pre-cut to fit a merit badge! Works with sashes and patch...
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Napping Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Laughing Out Loud Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Hair on Fire Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Smiley Face Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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Hair on Fire Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Nose Picking Merit Badge.  Mint condition.
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Boy Scout Merit Badge Emoji Merit Badge Emoji.  Mint condition.
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