Spoof Patches

Buy Your Spoof Patches from the Boy Scout Store!

Looking for some fun and whacky spoof badges? You've come to the right place! Get your merit badge in adult drinking! (Amongst other things). Look around at our spoof patches and find the ones that fit you best!

My Space Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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NASCAR Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Nerd Merit Badge
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The nerd merit badge is a great way to have some fun with your more "book smart" scouts. Order the nerd merit badge today for some spoof merit badge fun! 

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Give your Scouts something to laugh at with a Ninja Merit Badge. Reward your a scout for their funny antics with a Ninja Merit Badge.

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No BP (British Petroleum) Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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No Cell Phones Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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No Drinking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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No Shower Merit Badge. Although this merit badge is historically one earned by younger scouts, that is not the only group who would qualify.  You...

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No Smoking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Oil Production Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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One Match Fire Merit Badge. When is the last time you saw someone do it.  It is harder than you think.   You have earned this merit badge...

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Ordeal Knot on Red. Mint condition.

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Ordeal Knot on White. Mint condition.

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Order of the Arrow Trained Patch.  Mint condition.

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Outhouse Racing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Outhouse Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned...

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Overtrained Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Overworked Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Paintball Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Paintball Merit Badge. Look out they are behind you.  You have earned this merit badge if; Participated in a paintball event. Remember you can...

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Patch Trading Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Personal Bankruptcy Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Personal Fatness Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Philmont Knot RED. Mint condition.

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Pinewood Derby Racing Merit Badge. On your mark.  Get set.  GO!  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood...

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Pink Panther PM 2010 NJ. Mint condition.

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Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to...

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Pizza Merit Badge. Breakfast of champions.   You have earned this merit badge if; You decide.  Is it the quanitity, quality, uniqueness,...

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Poison Ivy Horticulture Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Poker Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Popcorn Merit Badge. Yes this is one of America's treats.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a fettish for the white fluffy kernals....

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Potty Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches?   You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire...

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Public Farting Merit Badge. Also know as Crop Dusting. Mint condition.

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Pyro Merit Badge
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Pyro Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Railroaded Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Red Bull Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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Redneck Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Remote Control Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Renewable Energy Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Road Kill Grilling Merit Badge. Mint condition. Someone said if you hit it you should eat it? Your chances of survival are better if you are the one who...

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Road Kill Merit Badge. You have seen the evidence of earning this merit badge on every street and road. Sad as it may be accidents do happen. You have...

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Robot Building Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Rocket Science Merit Badge. You know this isn't rocket science, or is it?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have ever been tasked to...

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Roller Coaster Merit Badge. The human body was made to walk uprightly not be turned every which way and pummeled.  You have earned this merit badge...

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Running on Empty Merit Badge.  You can certainly be "out of gas" in more ways than one.  You may have earned this merit badge if; The...

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S'mores Merit Badge. S'mores are the all American camping treat.  Marshmallows, chocolate bar and graham crakers all "smooshed" together.  You...

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Scoutmaster Merit Badge is a deserved merit badge for a scoutmaster who has helped boy scouts get their merit badges. Reward your scoutmaster with this merit badge.

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Scuba Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...

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Shopping Cart Racing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Sky Diving Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Slacker Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Snipe Hunting Merit Badge. Shush.  These are vey illusive animals.  I know they are out ther somewhere.  You may have earned this merit...

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Snoring Merit Badge. Wow, I can't believe that noise is coming out of your mouth.  There are alls kinds of snorers.  You have earned this merit...

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Snoring Merit Badge (Tent). We are going to need a larger campsite.   You have earned this merit badge if; You started the night with other tents...

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Snow Art Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100 page manual.   You have earned this merit...

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Southern Drawl Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Space Trekking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Spanglish Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Squirrel Merit Badge. The movie “UP” was the inspiration for this one.  The dog was talking and all of a sudden throws his head to the...

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Storm Chasing (Camping) Merit Badge. Why would you go out of doors when there is a chance of dying from a lightening strike?  You have earned this...

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Summit Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what...

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The Superhero Merit Badge is for those scouts who have gone above and beyond the call of duty for the betterment of their patrol... or for anything you and your scouting patrol deem as "super".

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Surfing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if;...

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Texacan Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to...

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Tick Removal Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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The Time Out Merit Badge is earned by those who always seem to be needing time outs. Used as a joke this time out merit badge can be a great spoof badge for your scouts.

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TiVo Merit Badge
  $1.90

TiVo Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Toilet Clogging Merit Badge. Being "regular" doesn't mean every third day.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have waited so long to...

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Twitter Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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U Tube Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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UFO Sighting Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Under Water Basket Weaving Merit Badge. Well at least it makes the reeds easier to bend.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...

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Under Water Basket Weaving Merit Badge. Well at least it makes the reeds easier to bend.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...

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Underpaid Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Underwear Burning Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Untrainable Trained Strip GRN. Mint condition.

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Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong. ...

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Venturing Trained Patch. Mint condition.

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Vigil Honor Knot
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Vigil Honor Knot. Mint condition.

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Vigil Knot
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Vigil Knot. Mint condition.

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Vigil Knot on Black. Mint condition.

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Vigil Knot on Red. Mint condition.

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Walmart Shopping Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Web Techie Interpreter Strip. Mint condition.

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Whiner Merit Badge. Mint condition. We have all had to deal with them.  The person that complains about everything and as my grand dad used to say...

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Whitewater Kayaking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge. One match my butt.  There is no way you can start a fire with one match.   You have earned this merit badge...

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Wii Merit Badge
  $1.90

Wii Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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The Winter Camping Merit Badge signifies that the Scout has been through a camp out in a harsh winter environment and came out on top. Get a winter camping merit badge today.

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Wood Splitting Merit Badge. You cut down the tree and have it cut to length.  Now the only way to burn it is to spit the wood.  You have earned...

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Woodbadge Knot Axe in Log. Mint condition.

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Woodbadge Knot Four Bead Blue. Mint condition.

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Woodbadge Knot Four Bead GMY. Mint condition.

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