Spoof Merit Badges

Spoof Merit Badges

Give Your Scouts a Good Laugh with Spoof Merit Badges

Spoof merit badges are a unique way to make scouting just a little more fun. With these patches you will be able to reward the craziest of accomplishments, and have a good laugh. Browse a wide variety of merit badges here

5K Merit Badge
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5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry...

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Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge. Here's one for the road (or two).  Know anyone who drinks a little too much?  You might have earned this...

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Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toilet...

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Ambulance Chasing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Arachnophobia Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Bald Growing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Bee Sting Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit...


Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit...

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Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday....

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Blister Building Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Blogging Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Boat Sinking Merit Badge. May day, may day, we are going down.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You were an original passenger on the...

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Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit...

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Brain Surgery Merit Badge. Mint condition.


Bungee Jumping Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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The Cat Herding Merit Badge is for all those who have gone above the call of duty in trying to have structured activities with young men. Order the merit badge for those who deserve.

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Caving Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Cell Phone Addicition Merit Badge. Do you sleep with your cell phone?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this...

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Chigger Ranching Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Coffee Drinking Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time even moving in the morning until you have had your first cup of coffee?  You might have earned...

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Computer Virus Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport.  No really this does work.  Try it sometime.  You have earned this merit badge if...

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Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never...

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Crop Dusting Merit Badge. Larry the Cable Guy calls this the walking farts.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Youhave a tendancy to break...

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Deer in the Headlights Merit Badge. Your friend walks up to you and there it is,  the deer in the headlights look.   You have earned this...

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Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, South...

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Duck Tape Merit Badge. No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape.  You have earned this merit badge if; You...

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Dumpster Diving Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge. You can cook almost anything in a dutch oven.  It has been said that anything you cook in a dutch oven will taste...

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Easy Merit Badge
  $1.90

Easy Merit Badge. Really?  It is usually not that easy.   You have earned this merit badge if; You have accomplished what seemed to be...

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eBSA eBay Bidding Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Email Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Face Book Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Fart Lighting Merit Badge. Commonly referred to as "Blue Darts".  After having attended camp with a bunch of girls I don't believe this is strictly...

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Fast Food Eating Merit Badge

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Get some laughs with this goofy merit badge about finger carving Accidents happen to even the best of scouts. With that in mind, we bring you this...


First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went...

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Four Wheeling Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly...

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Frisbee Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your...

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Game Boy Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Global Warming Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Go-Carting Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Goth Merit Badge
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Goth Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Grilling Merit Badge. This is probably a guy thing.  You have earned this merit badge if; You consider yourself a world class "griller" (doesn't...

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Hacky Sack Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Hang Gliding Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through...

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Heavy Pack Merit Badge. Your load is more than you can handle.   You have earned this merit badge if; You are a headed on a hike and you keep...

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Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a...

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Improvised Restroom Merit Badge. You are stuck in the outdoors, hopefully not the indoors, and you receive a call from Mother Nature. What do you do?...

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Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if;...

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Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are...

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Ipod Listening Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Jack-a-lope Hunting Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Knot Head Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit...

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Knuckle Head Merit Badge. Obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knuckle head. Remember you can award this merit...

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Ladder Diving Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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Lawn Mower Racing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Listening Merit Badge. Can you hear me now?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone...

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Magic Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have...

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Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge. The perfect roasted marshmallow; golden brown on the outside and gooy on the inside.  Or is it, burnt black on the...

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Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little blood sucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; YOu have been the victum of a swarm of...

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Mountian Biking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Mumbly Peg Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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My Space Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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NASCAR Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Nerd Merit Badge
  $1.90

The nerd merit badge is a great way to have some fun with your more "book smart" scouts. Order the nerd merit badge today for some spoof merit badge fun! 

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Give your Scouts something to laugh at with a Ninja Merit Badge. Reward your a scout for their funny antics with a Ninja Merit Badge.

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No BP (British Petroleum) Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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No Cell Phones Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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No Drinking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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No Smoking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Oil Production Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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One Match Fire Merit Badge. When is the last time you saw someone do it.  It is harder than you think.   You have earned this merit badge...

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Outhouse Racing Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Outhouse Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned...

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Paintball Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Patch Trading Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Personal Bankruptcy Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Personal Fatness Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Pinewood Derby Racing Merit Badge. On your mark.  Get set.  GO!  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood...

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Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to...

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Pizza Merit Badge. Breakfast of champions.   You have earned this merit badge if; You decide.  Is it the quanitity, quality, uniqueness,...

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Poison Ivy Horticulture Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Poker Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Popcorn Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches?   You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire...

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Public Farting Merit Badge. Also know as Crop Dusting. Mint condition.

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Pyro Merit Badge
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Pyro Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Red Bull Merit Badge.  Mint condition.

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Redneck Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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Remote Control Merit Badge. Mint condition.

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