Spoof Merit Badges

Spoof Merit Badges

Give Your Scouts a Good Laugh with Spoof Merit Badges

Spoof merit badges are a unique way to make scouting just a little more fun. With these patches you will be able to reward the craziest of accomplishments, and have a good laugh. Browse a wide variety of merit badges here

Cell Phone Addicition Merit Badge. Do you sleep with your cell phone?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this...

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S'mores Merit Badge. S'mores are the all American camping treat.  Marshmallows, chocolate bar and graham crakers all "smooshed" together.  You...

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Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never...

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Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit...

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Wood Car Racing Merit Badge. On your mark.  Get set.  GO!  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood Derby...

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Scoutmaster Merit Badge is a deserved merit badge for a scoutmaster who has helped boy scouts get their merit badges. Reward your scoutmaster with this merit badge.

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Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through...

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Crop Dusting Merit Badge. Larry the Cable Guy calls this the walking farts.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Youhave a tendancy to break...

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Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...

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Snoring Merit Badge. Wow, I can't believe that noise is coming out of your mouth.  There are alls kinds of snorers.  You have earned this merit...

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Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit...

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Deer in the Headlights Merit Badge. Your friend walks up to you and there it is,  the deer in the headlights look.   You have earned this...

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Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge. Here's one for the road (or two).  Know anyone who drinks a little too much?  You might have earned this...

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Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if;...

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Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit...

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Duck Tape Merit Badge. No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape.  You have earned this merit badge if; You...

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Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge. You can cook almost anything in a dutch oven.  It has been said that anything you cook in a dutch oven will taste...

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Toilet Clogging Merit Badge. Being "regular" doesn't mean every third day.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have waited so long to...

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Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly...

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Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are...

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Rocket Science Merit Badge. You know this isn't rocket science, or is it?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have ever been tasked to...

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The Time Out Merit Badge is earned by those who always seem to be needing time outs. Used as a joke this time out merit badge can be a great spoof badge for your scouts.

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Snoring Merit Badge (Tent). We are going to need a larger campsite.   You have earned this merit badge if; You started the night with other tents...

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Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if;...

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5K Merit Badge
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5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry...

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Pizza Merit Badge. Breakfast of champions.   You have earned this merit badge if; You decide.  Is it the quanitity, quality, uniqueness,...

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Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, South...

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Squirrel Merit Badge. The movie “UP” was the inspiration for this one.  The dog was talking and all of a sudden throws his head to the...

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First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously you went...

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Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little blood sucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; YOu have been the victum of a swarm of...

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Listening Merit Badge. Can you hear me now?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone...

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Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toilet...

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