Snoring Merit Badge.
Wow, I can't believe that noise is coming out of your mouth. There are alls kinds of snorers. You have earned this merit badge if;
You have been awakened during the night (or any other time) by the sound of snoring only to find out that it was you who was snoring. OR
You have been asked to move your sleeping arrangemetns to a different room (or county) because you are keeping the whole neighborhood up. OR
You have been awakened by your dog becuase he can't sleep.
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies. We know you would probably never admit that you earned it yourself.